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HAVE YOU EVER HEAR THE STORY OF THE THREE HEADLICE?
believe it or not, they are actually connected with the three blind mice! It was a good story, it involved an old man louse who used to be a lyric opera tenor, who sang soprano in madam butterfly. It also involved a wig maker, who was very crafty! And a few millions of lice...
you see, lice used to work in banana plantation farms, but before that they lived inside the wigs of the elite and powerful! You see, it was really the lice that decided to give Marie Antoinette the chopper, and it was most definitely the lice that started the American Revolution! It's really quite fascinating. I'm sad I can't recreate it, but it was once of those one time stories you make up! It was worth telling it though, because I got a sweet henna tattoo on my foot for my services!
However every time I'm on the computer during a thunder storm I'm always worried I'll get electrocuted, really I am! That whole "stay away from electronics" really gets yer sometimes! I know it's crazy, but sometimes I only touch the keyboard when a need to, then hope it won't transfer to my bones and kill me! well...better go, you never know if these things people tell you are ture!!
Oh! Yee'l jest hav tu' be beari' me hanus crimes of puttin' on music teh me page!! For nay, it tis not be goin' nowhere, nohow! I might be changin' it up now an' then. but battle ready yeersleves, there be a storm commin'. an' i think i feel a change in the wind says i!
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